Time for some thrilling heroics.
Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something right."
Shiny! Let's be bad guys.
Jayne, the man they call Jayne!
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE
This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
Its happened twice already today lol
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life
^ Not hyperbole.
I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.
you’ve made the right choice
*every school student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
everyone on this website is slowly going back to school one by one its kinda like a horror movie but worse
Literally me and lostinmymetalmind
[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love
Wait I’m confused. Do we do that or are we the most sarcastic assholes in the entire series?!